Work or Play... from Ray Marshall

[Chuck White]

At a command picnic, a bunch of officers were standing around talking.  A Lieutenant said, "I think that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

A Commander responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that.  I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work."

Then a Captain said, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that.  I would say that it's more like 20% fun and 80% work."

They continued to discuss the matter for several minutes until a Chief Petty Officer walked by.  The officers called the Chief over to ask his opinion.

The Captain said, "Chief, we're having a discussion, and we'd like your input.  The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work.  The CDR thinks that making love is 60% fun and 40% work.  I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work.  What's your opinion?"

The Chief scratched his chin and said, "Sir, I think you're all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun, because if there was any work involved, you'd have an Enlisted man doing it for you!"